Originally written by Leslie Hudson during FAWM 2013 for their former geek rock duo, Copy Red Leader.

Lyrics

Competing in a spelling bee
Against a giant, seven-foot-three
He growls incomprehensibly
But let the Wookiee win

Baking for the county fair
Pies have all been made with care
You can see one’s full of hair
But let the Wookiee win

Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win

Sitting in the bingo hall
Growling out the winning call
His card it isn’t full at all
But let the Wookiee win

Setting up a Jenga game
Every week it’s just the same
We give in so we’re to blame
But let the Wookiee win

Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win

To upset a Wookiee isn’t wise
They’re often known to terrorize
So we suggest a compromise
Just let the Wookiee win

Waiting for an interview
Someone else is waiting, too
And now he’s staring right at you
Oh, let the Wookiee win

Going shopping last minute
Kids in tow are in a snit
Guess who bought the last of it
Argh! Let the Wookiee win

Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win, let the Wookiee win
We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win

We know he’ll tear our arms off
So we let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win
Let the Wookiee win